Getting to the top
Posted by YILKA in MiscAug 16th, 2009 | No Comments
Everyone is struggling to get to the top. One way is to climb up that Osaka castle. Well, it will be my way very soon 
How about other ways? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, you might find the answer:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E will be: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T obviously is: 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far a** kissing will take you:
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G suprisingly equals: 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and your Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullsh!t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
Still don’t believe ?! come over to Vietnam sometimes 
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